Daily Giggler #3

Hi everybody! Here's your next Daily Giggler:-

A hot dog vendor is selling hot dogs. But the only thing he can say is," I like fee." Four customers come up to the hot dog stand. The first person comes up and asks,"How much are these hot dogs?" The hot dog vendor says,"I like fee." The customer says," No no no no, you're supposed t0 say $1.25." And then, the first customer leaves. The second person comes up and asks,"How much are these hot dogs?" The hot dog vendor says,"$1.25." Then the customer asks,"Are they fresh?" Again, the hot dog vendor says,"I like fee." The customer says," No no no no, you're supposed to say,"As fresh as can be." And then, the second customer leaves. The third person comes up and asks,"How much are these hot dogs?" The hot dog vendor says,"$1.25." The customer then asks," Are they fresh?" The hot dog vendor says," As fresh as can be." Next the customer asks,"What if I don't buy a hot dog?"  The hot dog vendor says,"I like fee." The customer says," No no no no, you're supposed to say," If you don't somebody else will." Then again, the third customer leaves. The fourth customer(he's actually a robber)comes up and asks,"How much is this cash register?" The hot dog vendor says" $1.25." Next, the robber asks,"What if I punch you?" The hot vendor says,"As fresh as can be." Then the robber asks,"What if I kill you?" The hot dog vendor replies," If you don't somebody else will." And that was the end of the foolish hot dog vendor.